I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka
A book that always makes me feel something
Come to mama
when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows
what if eyebrows dont know when to stop growing and there are little eyebrow fairies that come to us in our sleep and keep them nice and trimmed each night and we dont know because we are sleeping
THEY DO NOT EXIST. DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I HAVE TO PLUCK MY EYEBROWS? LIKE EVERY 5 GODDAMN MINUTES. THESE BITCHES DO NOT KNOW WHEN TO STOP GROWING
I met a girl who kept tattoos for homes that she had loved.
If i were her I’d paint my body
until all my skin was gone.
*KICKS UR DOOR DOWN*
*THRUSTS A SOFT BLANKET AND A CUP OF HOT CHOCOLATE INTO UR HANDS*
[SCREAMING] I CARE ABOUT YOU A LOT AND I HOPE YOU FIND PEACE AND HAPPINESS IN LIFE
*BEATS UP ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE*
Ellen Degeneres is the greatest because she doesn’t insult anyone but she doesn’t tiptoe around anything either and she includes everyone and she makes people feel good about themselves while poking fun at them and this is the kind of comedy that should be embraced at award shows not misogynistic songs about breasts
reasons why Finland is cooler than you:
- they have police reindeer
No but seriously how does a reindeer police?
Anonymous asked: Where are you going??
Where am i going now?
Where am I going in life?
Where am i going today?
Where am I going on tumblr?
Where am I going on holiday?
Where am I going to sleep tonight?
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